Not My Shame’s First Contest


Guys, we are at our 100th post!! That is insane to me!! In honor of our 100th post, I was thinking that we should celebrate with a little reader involvement.

**Hey, Awesome Editor Friend who I know is reading this blog and yet never comments, do you know what your mummified rat picture spurred? It spurred this fantabulous idea;

Send me all your strange photos.

Yep, you read that right. For our next edition of “things that just make you ask why,” all of the picture’s are going to be compiled of things that you guys have submitted. You are welcome to send in a caption to go with the picture as well, or you can leave that little detail to whatever my twisted brain comes up with, but either way, send me your photo’s!

Now I was trying to figure out how I would get all of these pictures without actually having to download a bunch of viruses attachments to my computer and what I came up with was to have you post them to either my Facebook or Google+ page and then I can save the photo to my computer. Once I’ve received all of your photo’s, I will compile them into a reader’s edition of “things that just make you ask why,” and then you guys, yes all of you, can vote for your favorite’s in the comments section.

The winner will receive….

NOTHING!

Sorry, you get nothing except for the overwhelming joy of knowing that you brought a smile to the face of thousands of bored-out-of-their minds-overworked-cubicle employee’s, people smashed between other people on public transportation, stay-at-home mothers who have had it up to their eyebrows with their children, and all of the other people that come to my blog on a daily basis to watch the train wreck that is Eden Strong. Yes, you, yes you, will get the joy and satisfaction of knowing that you have helped bring a smile to the face of previously non-smiling people all over the world.

Isn’t that enough for you?

Now because I don’t want to leave all of you previously non-smiling people in a non-smiling state, I will go ahead and submit the first photo.

Why did my ex not notice that he was CLEARLY installing a PENIS tile in the MIDDLE of our bathroom floor? Now I have to look at this dick every time I walk in there.

Ok, now that you are all grinning, send me your photo’s!! You have ten days from today to get them all in!

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4 Comments

  • flamingo
    June 23, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    Yeah; but, it's a messed-up penis that no one would want. That goes for his, too. lolHope you and the children are doing well and looking forward to a great summer!Much love and many hugs from the East Coast

    • NotMyShametoBear
      June 24, 2014 at 2:37 pm

      Haha! I never wanted his dick in the first place!! Now I’m stuck with the one he left behind lol!

      Hugs right back at ya girly!

  • afairytale84
    June 23, 2014 at 6:29 pm

    That tile is hilarious.I've got a demon's face on the tile in our shower. I'll have to see if I can get a picture of it. It's pretty small, but it's definitely a demon face.

    • NotMyShametoBear
      June 24, 2014 at 2:37 pm

      Haha!! I remember the first time I saw the floor complete and I was like “Wow. There is a dick on my floor. That’s not cool.”

      Nothing like a little demon face to wake you up!

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