Browsing tag: Dating

There’s Something I Need To Tell You


********** “Um… hey. So I know this is a weird question but do you know a good divorce attorney? Did you like whoever you used?” was basically the Facebook message that I was sending a former friend’s, former boyfriend. I say “former friend,” because life had been drifting us apart until new babies and new

Part Two Of The Threatening Female Friend (And All The Hateful Stuff She Said About Me To The Guy I’m Dating)


If you remember from the previous part of this unique three-part-post, I had been struggling to get comfortable with the very close relationship that the guy I’m dating, has with a female friend. Where we left off, I was having a difficult time balancing my genuine concerns over the closeness of their relationship, with my

Sorry, You Caught Me On A Bad Day


A few weeks ago I chaperoned a daycare field trip to a laser tag arcade. The minute I walked in the owner of the place latched onto me like a creepy ass leech. We weren’t even there ten minutes before this guy was telling me how beautiful I was (not even a compliment, I guarantee

I Require Adult Supervision


Last month as my Platonic Hubby and I were trying to figure out something to do for my birthday, the conversation took a turn that looked like this: I’m the orange-ish bubble So Saturday night my Platonic Husband, two other friends, and I, spent the night in the city. There was a lot of planning

Is It Time To End This Thing?


And now I bring you Part 2 of “Eden’s Unprofessional Dating Advice.” (Seriously, I get a lot of emails asking dating advice, which I think is kind of funny because hello, look at my life, yet you all seem to trust me anyways) Scary.   One of the most common questions that I get asked falls along

Breaking News:


Breaking News: Eden is a serial dater. This message has been brought to you by blogland. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming. Er…reading. ***************************************** Hey! Have you guys heard the news? I’m a serial dater. Yup. So says a lot of people apparently. I’m cool with it though, because it’s probably actually

Allow Me To Catch You Up…


Hey, so do you want to hear the updates to a couple of past posts? Of course you do! No one likes to get halfway through a book and then find out the last chapter is missing, so here, allow me to catch you up. The gerbil is no more. Yep, remember the little critter

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  • But, Instead March 5, 2019
    Yesterday was long. Actually, the last few weeks have been a bit stressful, because you know, life. My husband was in a serious car accident, that miraculously left him uninjured, however my car was completely totaled. Do you guys remember that blue car with the racing stripes I got as a single mom? I’m going […]
  • Seven Years Of Abandonment February 12, 2019
    Seven years ago today, my ex left. Seven. Years. It’s weird, how time moves. There are days when I think of him, and it feels like just yesterday he was still around. Like I could walk around the corner at the grocery store, and see a different husband standing by our cart. Or I could […]
  • I Don’t Always Fight In Ikea, Except For When I Do. January 8, 2019
    She came looking for a fight, so she got one. A few weeks ago I found myself standing in a tile shop, searching for tile to be used in our new kitchen back splash. We hadn’t yet closed on the house, but once we did, The Guy and I were going to try to bang […]