I Learned That I Was Crazy When She Caught Lice
After I managed to calm myself down from nearly passing out due to a combination of a panic induced heart attack and anxiety induced hyperventilation, I did a quick Google search looking for a lice removal company. I was certain that if you can hire a company to pick up dog poop in your yard, you can most certainly hire someone to pick bugs out of your hair.
I’m also fully aware that while I could pick bugs off the Girl Child’s head, I can’t figure out how to investigate my own head and I’m a bit too mortified to call one of my girlfriends and ask them to come pick bugs out of my hair.
I’m fully aware that this is a place where people routinely come while wearing their own head critter farms, and I’m afraid to touch anything.