Facebook Continues To Remind Me That My Kids Are Weird
October 1, 2015
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Do you remember the post where I told you that “I Learned My Kids Were Weird From Facebook?”
Well a peek at my most recent facebook statuses has alerted me to the fact that not much has changed! My kids are still just as strange and my Facebook page will continue to be the vault that reminds me of that fact. Now that I’m reading over my status updates, does anyone want to adopt The Boy Child?
(Hint, look at his forehead)
Or better yet, take both of them!
For this next screenshot, read the second status before the first, as they are displayed in reverse order
Although The Girl Child is pretty spectacular.
But then again, even The Boy Child has his moments
BUT STILL, they are weird aren’t they?? Here I am talking to a neighbor about The Girl Child. (I’m the peach blurb).
Even my Facebook Timehop feature reminds me that they have always been CONSISTENTLY weird! Look at the dates!
But at the end of the day, you just have to laugh! (I’m still the peach blurb)
In all reality though I can’t really blame them. I mean they do have me for a mother…
You guys, my kids and I are really freaking strange. Those are just SOME the statuses that I’ve either posted in the last couple months, or have popped up via Timehop recently.
WE ARE SO WEIRD.
Why are you people even here!?
Oh yes… to watch the train wreck…
Welcome to the circus!
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Haha!! Awesome.
So I’m guessing then that it never ends?
Your kids are awesome.I was doing puzzles with a 2.5-year-old at work the other day. We were at a table and she was sitting in my lap. Suddenly, she turns her head a little and gives the most evil, sinister “hahahahaha” I have ever heard come out of a child. When I ask her what's so funny, she responds, “I farted on yo leg.” Yes, yo. Not your. And then she said she was going to do it again.I also had a four-year-old tell his mother she needed to sit down sot hey could have a talk. She was late picking him up, and she needed to put herself in a timeout. Ah, kids.
Oh gosh lol. Kids are the best! Nothing like having a random kid farting on you!
The April 28 incident almost cost me a new lap top due to spraying coffee… have to love the innocence of kids!!
Haha!! How funny 🙂
Got a new one today:Last night, I had a really, REALLY big sneeze and my brain exploded and came out my nose!
Haha!!
I actually thought of you today when I checked my son into the Y care 🙂