So This Is What It’s Like To Be Married To Me
And as I scrolled through our previous conversations, it really didn’t get any better. Here we are (The Guy in gray again, and me in blue), where he Facebook messaged me to tell me that he updated his life insurance policy to have me made the beneficiary.
Nothing like some newlywed accidental death jokes to really portray our love.
Or what about this text message thread, where The Guy was trying to convince me to go to the gym by myself, and leave the kids at home with him while he waited for a plumber.
If that’s not a stunning portrayal of newlywed sexting, WELL THEN I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.
Or hey, about some mommy venting to kick off the morning? Here I am after The Boy Child had been up all night with an upset stomach and I was exhausted, Facebook messaging The Guy while he is at work, and having a great time with the “request money” option.
Or what about those marriage moments when you begin to feel like no one notices what you are doing at home and you just kinda want to point it out to your spouse because you feel like they should notice!?
And really, like I said, I’m not sure what this says about us.
It probably says that I have absolutely nailed the “poor, single mom, gets married” jokes.
That and we are both crazy.
*I feel like I need to add a small disclaimer
for the trolls; simmer down everyone, the money jokes are just that and nothing more. It’s a long standing joke between us that I’m just with him so that I have someone to pay the bills. Because, as you know, I was a poor single mom and he was an innocent bachelor who fell prey to my sexy ways…
(Enter evil laugh)