“Things That Make You Ask Why?” 13th Edition
I simply have no idea why it’s still for rent.
No, sorry, I don’t want any free makeup. I make it a point to not take things from strangers men wearing snowman suits in parking lots.
Because I got really excited that I pulled up behind a truck that said “Old Dominion,” while listening to… you guessed it, Old Dominion!
Because they put up signs letting you know that people crossing the street might slip and fall on the snow.
I mean sure, I think the sign was originally supposed to let you know that there may be people crossing the street ahead, but it’s pretty cool how versatile it can be if it should happen to lose a bolt and turn sideways during the winter.
I don’t think she likes her driveway.
So there you have it my friends, a look inside of all the questions that keep me up at night. But before I go, I just have one quick question: