Things That Make You Ask “Why?” Part 4
This week in “things that make you ask why,” courtesy of my cell phone, I bring you;
Why would anyone my size want to wear this?? Mr. Attorney Man, are you reading this? Can I wear this next time we go to court? I want to look like the chick from “Legally Blond.” It even has a matching purse thingy…. Tempting, veeeeerrrrry tempting.
|“Ooooo, a carrot!”|
|“Ooooo, I can’t remember what I was going to say!”|
|“Oooo, a baseball bat!”|
|“Oooo, look up, ears!”|
|“Hi. I’m not surprised. I’m just a confident nerd. I know I look good.”|
Why yes, I have let a girl get in my pants before, just in case you were wondering.
I’m telling you, I know I’m weird in my personal life, but somehow, I get away with being just as strange at work. This was taken at the chiropractic office that I clean. They were doing a weight loss thing and they had these big pants hanging on the wall. I’ve become friends with the secretary, so naturally, I asked her if she wanted to get in my pants. Not only was she willing to go along with it, but that’s the chiropractor’s arm in the picture. He was taking pictures of us on his cell phone. On another note, I can’t say this is the first time that I’ve done this….I am not a virgin co-wearer of pants. Hey. I never claimed to be normal.
|Interested buyer followed by my response|
|Check out the chick on the right. I don’t know her, but she is definitely giving me “you are crazy” eyes.|