So… The Dance Recital Was… Interesting…

The Girl Child had her dance recital!!!




After all the drama leading up to it, I’m just happy that it worked out the way that it did. She had asked me a few days prior, “Who else is coming? It can’t just be you, you’ve already seen my dance and I need to surprise someone!”

I put that on Facebook, told everyone that they were welcome to come, and ended it with “don’t all jump at once now,” because really, who wants to go to another child’s dance recital?

Apparently a lot of people.

Within an hour a bunch of my friends had asked if they could come, as well as the kid’s babysitter.

A few of the crew

The show itself went really well and the girls did great.



She was really happy that she got to “surprise” some people with her dance.

Then one of my friends (whose daughter and Fiance had so kindly watched The Boy Child during the show) took us all out for dinner.

But whatever, no one cares about any of that, so let me give you the shock factor detail about the show. In the recital there were something like 12 ballet performances, and two hip hop/ jazz performances. The Girl Child’s teacher teaches both of the hip hop/ jazz classes. I’m sure you all remember the post where I was freaking out because I had just learned that the dance routine was totally inappropriate and I didn’t know what to do. I’m sure you also remember that I eventually brought it up to the Y and they were able to tone down a few of the more risque moves and sub out some of the lyrics with a musical version.

Well… apparently that did not happen with the teacher’s other class.

We had just finished watching a group of two year old’s “perform” (aka stand, lay, crawl, cry, jump, wave, twirl) their cute little selves through a song from a Disney Movie, when the other hip hop / jazz class took the stage.

An audible GASP went through the crowd as our ears were suddenly assaulted with the screaming loud and very first line of a song, a phrase that said “girls gonna run the mother fu*king world.”

I am not even making this up.

The ENTIRE crowd gasped, my friend grabbed my hand and scream-whispered into my face “DID THEY JUST SAY WHAT I THINK THEY SAID!!??”

Oh yes, they said it, and we were able to confirm that as we heard it over, and over, and over again.

My other friend leaned over from down the row and asked me if what was happening was some kind of joke, but unfortunately it was not, nor was there anything funny about what we were watching on stage.

It was a group of nine year old’s standing in front of a red screen that had a blackout light shining on it (that means you could see only their silhouettes against a red background).

They were gyrating, rubbing their bodies, and at one point they turned around and did that thing where you wrap your arms around yourself and make it look like someone else is making out with you and rubbing your back.


By the time the song was over the entire crowd was hyperventilating and some parents had faces redder than the screen.


Wowzers… we may be looking for a new studio after all.

Aside from that though, stay tuned. Come Monday, we are going to delve into some family drama.

Prepare yourselves.


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  • Koro
    September 25, 2015 at 8:36 am

    Your daughter is so cute! And I'm glad they were able to change her recital. The other one sounds absolutely shocking.

    • NotMyShametoBear
      September 27, 2015 at 2:55 pm

      Aw thanks 🙂 It was CRAZY!!

  • snork maiden
    September 25, 2015 at 10:14 am

    Phew, at least your daughters class dodged the inappropriate, overt sexuality bullet, thanks to your efforts of course :)What are people thinking when they teach little girls to act like sex kittens? It is NOT just a bit of fun. No wonder girls are growing up believing that all their self worth rests upon looking sexually appealing.

    • NotMyShametoBear
      September 27, 2015 at 2:55 pm

      I have NO clue!!! So sad what we teach our kids these days 🙁

  • nichole jenkins
    September 25, 2015 at 11:08 am

    Holy un freaking believable! ! The Y should have looked into her other classes. Personally i think she should be fired. That is not only inappropriate its borderline illegal ( in my mind) she is stealing their innocence. Its proven that children exposed to sexuality at a very young age, their mental make up is changed and they crave sexual experiences that get them into trouble earlier than needed.

    • NotMyShametoBear
      September 27, 2015 at 2:55 pm


  • Jennifer Holter
    September 25, 2015 at 1:32 pm

    I don't think you have to find a new studio cuz some one (maybe several people) are about to be canned. I think a whole new studio in the same location is about to come to you.

    • NotMyShametoBear
      September 27, 2015 at 2:56 pm


  • Anonymous
    September 25, 2015 at 2:42 pm

    Your daughter is STUNNING!!! That is one of the most beautiful little girls I have ever seen (I'm not a creep, I'm actually a mom).

    • NotMyShametoBear
      September 27, 2015 at 2:56 pm

      Lol!! Thanks 🙂

  • Facebook
    September 25, 2015 at 2:48 pm

    What is wrong with that instructor? Who in their right mind thinks that sort of stuff is appropriate? I would love to know if there was any fallout!

  • harryd
    September 25, 2015 at 7:14 pm

    Very !@#$%^ strange…looking forward to the follow through on this one…

  • Facebook
    September 25, 2015 at 7:45 pm

    Holy cow!

  • Facebook
    September 25, 2015 at 7:45 pm

    Wow…. They need a new job!!

  • CD
    September 25, 2015 at 8:57 pm

    Of course, MORE Beyonce! (I'm assuming this was this the song?) guess it's technically “We run this mother” (Mother earth?) and they don't actually say the second half, But still, WTF?Do you know any convents that teach hip hop?

    • NotMyShametoBear
      September 27, 2015 at 2:56 pm

      I do not, but if you find any please let me know!!

      Maybe it was that song, not sure, but I DEF know that they actually SAID the word! Everyone was freaking out!

  • Trevor Young
    September 25, 2015 at 11:54 pm

    Someone needs to be fired for that. Nine year old girls shouldn't be dancing like strippers.

    • NotMyShametoBear
      September 27, 2015 at 2:56 pm


  • Anonymous
    September 27, 2015 at 8:09 am

    man…just wow.

    • NotMyShametoBear
      September 27, 2015 at 2:57 pm


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