Part Two Of The Threatening Female Friend (And All The Hateful Stuff She Said About Me To The Guy I’m Dating)
If you haven’t yet read Part One, you can find that by clicking here.
But that still doesn’t mean that it ever went away.
Then, several weeks ago, The Guy, the kids, and I were at a park. The Boy Child quickly struck up a friendship with another boy his age, and while watching them play, I struck up a conversation with the child’s dad. We chit-chatted about whatever it is that people talk about while making small talk over the sandbox, and then The Girl Child came running over to me with gum stuck to her arm. Being very aware that she had not been chewing gum, I gagged a little bit and the boy’s dad quickly fished an antibacterial wipe out of his FANNY PACK so that I could clean The Girl Child off.