It’s been a while since I’ve told you guys about one of my bad dates, hasn’t it? Trust me, just because I haven’t talked about them doesn’t mean they haven’t been happening! Well, I now have a new favorite bad date! A guy that my friends and I now refer to as “the one percenter” blew
Hi Everyone!!! As I explained in the post “Please Excuse This Brief Interruption,” I’m taking some time to be with my family over the weekends, so today’s actual post is taking place over at Lifetime Mom’s. In the meantime, I see that a few of you have posted asking me to write a post on
“I mean she’s really pretty and all man, but divorced with two kids? You could totally do better than that. You don’t need all that baggage in your life.” “You can do better than that” meaning that he, Piano Man,could do better than me, according to his best friend. I wasn’t supposed to overhear him
I often times look around at my group of friends and I start to wonder how I have any. Seriously, how on earth do I have any friends? I’m all weird and poor and needy and crazy. I am crazy. I mean seriously, there is no beating around the bush on that one, there is
I might have to go to court on Tuesday. I’m a pretty confident person and have yet to meet a person that I won’t talk to. I’ll march right up to anyone and introduce myself, never getting embarrassed (even when I should be) by my socially graceless ways. I’ve been told that when I am up on a
Since my ex left, I have made an effort to push myself through uncomfortable situations just so that I could prove to myself that I could do it. Details withheld (I really don’t feel like being scrutinized by the trolls) last year the kids and I were offered the opportunity to go on an all
It’s no work weekend again!!!! For those of you new to this blog, first off I would like to welcome you!!! Welcome to the blog!! For my regular readers, I had a new article post on the Scary Mommy website last week and some of those lovely readers have trickled over here. You can find
The Girl Child’s new window finally went in!! When they were taking it out they showed me the spot where the BB bullet had hit the window. Can you see the big bowed crack? I kept waiting for the glass to fall out because when the wind would blow, the two broken halves would flex
So, do you want to hear a story that is really only funny at the expense of my reputation? Sure ya do. Well it has been a really busy few weeks around here. I feel like I have been buried up to my eyeballs in nonprofit work, things with the kids, and more work. To
So….in an interesting turn of events; I’m pregnant. Just kidding.Haha. Did anyone’s heart stop a little bit? Was that mean? I kinda thought it was funny. No, I am most definitely not pregnant, not unless I am birthing a sibling for Jesus, in which case no angels have ascended upon me and told me of
Remember that post “Make Money Makeover” where I made money by making over my bedroom? Well when I bought the dresser for my new bedroom, I was there with a friend who was buying a few pieces of furniture herself. As we were heaving and hauling our pallet cart up to the register and discussing if
******* Ok all my Facebook Fans, you guys voted and this post was unanimously voted on as the one you wanted to read today! There were more private messaged in votes than public ones. What, we can’t talk about vaginas in public? Sorry, don’t forget I barely had parents so now I’m just a grown
My husband said he was going to the store... and never came back. It's been a crazy life that's left me functional enough to survive yet dysfunctional enough to make me funny. I'm living my life devoid of most social graces while single parenting two young children and I absolutely love it....most days.
