Was it just me or was April insanely busy? Aside from the daily grind of work/dance/school/daycare/, we also spent several weekends in a row at Easter festivals. I say Easter festival and not egg hunt because these days you go for the hunt but then you stay for the games. I really don’t remember having
Yesterday The Boy Child managed to knock a full bowl of pasta sauce off the table and onto the floor. I cannot even describe what this looked like and of all the things I take pictures of, I can’t believe I didn’t even snap one of this. Actually, I guess I can believe it, seeing
Boys. Moms, do I really need to say anything else? They really are a different breed aren’t they? I give my daughter a toy and she’s all “this is great! Show me how it works!” and I give the same toy to my son and he’s all “this is great, whatever it is and whatever
***Alrighty people, I’m finally putting the Answers post back up but unfortunately it is a highly edited version of the one that was up before. I have to say I am still really saddened by what went on last time I put it up. The fighting in the comments, the nasty emails, and the hack that
Actual conversations I’ve had with The Girl Child this week; “Mom, if I stick my finger in there will I be ‘electrocubed’?” “Yes kid, if you stick your finger in the socket you will be electrocuted.” ….five minutes later. “Why are you still staring at the socket?” “I’m trying to decide if I want to
A new roommate has moved into my house. It hasn’t been going well. First off, he wears my shoes. On his entire body. I do not like that. First though, let me rewind. The other day The Girl Child had a birthday party to attend at a farm-zoo. Yep, that’s what people do around these
I hurted mah-self doing the twerk. Twerk much? Too much. My friend asked me to fill in for her and teach her twerking class over the weekend. Did you know there was such a thing as a twerking class? I did not right up until that moment. I’ve taught a bit of twerking in my
I’ve been overwhelmed with emails from people wondering how court went today. First of all, thank you. Thank you so much for caring. Today was a rough day. I went to court and thankfully my Ex was not there. Nevertheless I spent a good majority of it acting like a bumbling idiot. I sat near
It’s Monday!This is what I woke up to this morning (well technically I woke up to this “yesterday” morning, this post was written at like 2am Monday morning): A little man standing on my bed while he exclaimed “look how big my muscles are!” As much as I like the weekends, I also like Mondays.
((Sigh)) So I figured that I owed you all an explanation as to why the blog has been a bit funky for the past couple of weeks. Less posts, longer time for my comment replies, and oh the typos. (Yup, even Mr. Attorney Man sent me an email about how many typos I have had
Have you ever been in situation and in the middle of it find yourself thinking “I can’t believe this is happening?” No? Just me? All the time you guys, all the time. A couple of weeks ago I was having friends over and one of my girlfriends gave me $20 and asked me to pick
The other day I got out of the shower and found this dude standing in the bathroom. I looked at him and for a fleeting moment thought “this is strange” before immediately thinking “actually, this is fairly normal around here.” Kids are weird man. I mean there really is no two ways about it, they
My husband said he was going to the store... and never came back. It's been a crazy life that's left me functional enough to survive yet dysfunctional enough to make me funny. I'm living my life devoid of most social graces while single parenting two young children and I absolutely love it....most days.
