Why Living With A 7 Year Old Is Like Living With A Drunk College Student
I know this because I live with one and this is what a week of living with her looks like:
“Mom” she said in a very serious tone, “he was trying to get me to sneak food but I told him that I have just taught myself how to stop sneaking food and I don’t want to get back into sneaking again.”
I overheard The Girl Child telling Henry Hamster “I’m your mom and it’s my job to teach you right from wrong, so I’m telling you that you need to stop standing on the kitchen table.”
Curious and slightly alarmed at the fact that Henry was out of his cage and on our kitchen table, I rushed into the kitchen to figure out what was going on.
My bad, apparently he was standing on his kitchen table.
While watching a news story of a baby born on an airplane, The Girl Child looked at me and said very seriously, “that woman probably should have had the baby in the bathroom, it definitely would have been more appropriate.”
There’s never a dull moment here with this kid around…
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