It’s No Work Weekend!! My Platonic Husband and I kicked it off with an attempt to make Strawberry Daiquiris. The funny thing is that every time someone comes over they say “Hey, what can I bring?” and what I really want to say is “Laundry detergent, dish soap, paper towels, and food for the kids,” but that’s
Have you ever been in situation and in the middle of it find yourself thinking “I can’t believe this is happening?” No? Just me? All the time you guys, all the time. A couple of weeks ago I was having friends over and one of my girlfriends gave me $20 and asked me to pick
The holiday’s are over!!! I don’t know about all of you, but I am worn out! More than worn out though, I was ABSOLUTELY blown away at how much you guys care about me and my kids. I received quite a few emails asking how our holiday’s went and since I truly do care about you
As I’ve mentioned on this blog several times, I had a few major foot and ankle surgeries when I was in my early twenties. You guys have seen the pictures, heard the background story, but what I have yet to tell you about, were the funny parts. “Funny parts? Broken bones, screws and bolts, tendon
The other day I got out of the shower and found this dude standing in the bathroom. I looked at him and for a fleeting moment thought “this is strange” before immediately thinking “actually, this is fairly normal around here.” Kids are weird man. I mean there really is no two ways about it, they
**I wrote this and never posted it! Join me as we jump back to July.** I was brushing her hair right up until the moment that my heart stopped. “Is her hair moving? Why the hell is her hair moving? No freaking way is her hair moving” I find myself thinking as my brain is
So…..I accidentally stole something kind of large recently. I swear it was accidental. Here let me explain. Remember the dishwasher that when bought, just happen to come with a date from the appliance guy who we referred to as Piano Man? Well if you remember him then you must remember how fabulously things ended with
For some people it’s buying a minivan, for others it’s gaining the soccer mom or dad title, and for even more it’s resigning yourself to the mom haircut. You guys know what I’m talking about, right? I’m talking about that one moment, that one thing that when finally accepted means that you have officially lost
Two weeks ago my kids and I were invited to go to a pumpkin farm with a single mom friend, her three kids, and her parents. I’m all for pumpkin farms, I enjoy the seasonal festivities as much as the next girl, but I will admit, I have a slightly ulterior motive; A big part
So, my dating life. It’s weird, I’ll admit it. The Detective Whose Name I Do Not Like and I have been seeing each other for….six months ish (?) and it’s been going really well. Part of why it has been going well is the fact that we aren’t exclusive. (GASP) I know, I know, simmer
I feel like over the last few months I’ve really come to know some of you guys. We chat over email or Facebook and often times joke that we would have fun together in ‘real life’. Well, since I don’t know any of you in ‘real life’, the best that I can do is drag
I talk on here a lot about how awful my ex was, what a horrible person, and terrible husband he was, but with the exception of the post where I talked about the time I actually hit my husband, I don’t often talk about the times when I was mean to him. In an effort to
My husband said he was going to the store... and never came back. It's been a crazy life that's left me functional enough to survive yet dysfunctional enough to make me funny. I'm living my life devoid of most social graces while single parenting two young children and I absolutely love it....most days.
