I never delete the text messages from my phone. I’m not sure why, I just don’t. The other day I was waiting to go into a meeting and I was sort of just scrolling through my old text messages and I started thinking about how weird I am. Seriously, who talks like this with their
I was reading through my old Facebook statuses from the last couple year or so and I realized something, my kids are every bit as strange as I am. I now bring you “Eden’s life with children, compliments of cut and paste from her Facebook.” When I picked the boy child up from daycare, I
It’s time for another edition of “things that just make you ask why?” Courtesy of Eden’s phone. Why did I call the police, which is something I never do because I don’t trust the police? Because the guy at the car wash hit my car with his cleaner cart and refused to give me the
Y’all want to hear about the time my drunk ass was caught throwing shoes at a guy’s window at two thirty in the morning and then I shot a dude with a gun? Sure ya do. Seriously though, did I call it, or did I call it when I said that my only hope was
So, yall want to hear about my weird week? Sure ya do, I know half of you tune in daily to watch the train wreck that is the life of one Miss Eden Strong. I’m ok with that. Monday: I dropped the kids off at daycare early so that I could run to the grocery
If you haven’t noticed by now, weird stuff happens to me. My friends call me a bug light for strange men and strange experiences just follow me. In fact I was telling my friend the other day that I was going to conquer my fear of riding the train and just do it. Her reply?
Last week I went to my post surgical check up at the surgeon’s office. The good news is that the doctor said the outside of my nose is totally healed and looks exactly like we both wanted it too. In his words, “girl we nailed it.” The bad news was that the inside wasn’t as
You all know I’m weird, right? I mean at this point in the game, this is a well established fact, am I correct? Well just in case you needed some more proof, here are some totally random and odd facts about me that you never cared to know. #1. I was once awoken in the
Everyone has those stories from their past that they just love to share, don’t they? So you have a story that stand out as particularly funny or dramatic, that come up time and time again? Well I do, so I thought that maybe you would like to hear one of my best party stories. Freshman
This week in “things that make you ask why,” courtesy of my cell phone, I bring you; Why would anyone my size want to wear this?? Mr. Attorney Man, are you reading this? Can I wear this next time we go to court? I want to look like the chick from “Legally Blond.” It even
Saturday night I was afforded a really nice opportunity to be a guest at a charity gala. Back in October one of my board members had introduced me to a man (and I am throwing in there that this man is probably in his late 40’s and happily married, just because you all tend to
So, I’ve been thinking (scary, I know). As much fun as I’ve had with this whole serial dater thing I’ve had going on, I think it might be time to try out an actual relationship. I finally feel like I am at a point where I know who I am, what I deserve, what I
My husband said he was going to the store... and never came back. It's been a crazy life that's left me functional enough to survive yet dysfunctional enough to make me funny. I'm living my life devoid of most social graces while single parenting two young children and I absolutely love it....most days.
